cosette going to meet all of marius’ friends for the first time and as they go in grantaire’s going out for a smoke and he says hello and kisses her cheeks and offers her a cigarette just to be friendly
and she’s like ‘oh gosh no thank you i don’t smoke’ ;;
and when they get inside courf’s going up to the bar and he cheers when he sees them and asks cosette what she’s drinking
and she’s never drank in her life and she doesn’t really even know what people drink and her father would not be happy in the slightest if she came back home drunk
and they’re all quite loud and rambunctious and she doesn’t really know what to do because they’re just being nice and she’s not taking them up on any of it… what if they all think she’s seriously uncool?? what if marius thinks she’s seriously uncool?
and then marius shuffles them away from grantaire and bahorel to sit near courf and combeferre and jehan and he orders a sprite (diet) because he’s cycling home after and she’s so so pleased her boyfriend is a big nerd
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.